R. Kelly Is The Gift That Keeps on Giving

How have I missed R. Kelly for so long?
R. Kelly tells it really real in Real Talk (Seriously, watch the whole thing. No, he isn't kidding.)
Josh Levin's wonderful dispatches from the R. Kelly trial (an entirely new form of court reporting):
First Batch
Second Batch
R. Kelly's masterpiece Trapped in a Closet (well, just parts 1-5. There's like 23 parts.)
Rage on your sleazy sexasaurus, you!